Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.

Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai

Khud to msg karte nahi hai,

Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

When ever boys see a Beautiful Girl with

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When ever boys see a Beautiful Girl with

Cool Figure

Long Hair

Fair Complexion

They remind the Tata Sky slogan

Isko pata dala to life jhingalala.

It is said that if you close your eyes

It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.

and when i do that,

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SlideShow begins.

Dost saath ho to rone mein bhi shaan hai

Dost saath ho to rone mein bhi shaan hai,

Dost na ho to mehfil bhi shamshaan hai,

Saara khel in Dosto ka hi hai,

Varna..

Janaza aur Baarat sale dono hi ek saman hai.

Confidence is key

.

Confidence is key,

Sometimes, you need to look like you are confident,

even when you are not.

- Vanessa Hudgens

Dedicated to All My Dear Friends

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Dedicated to All My Dear Friends

Fikar-e-zindagi ne thode faasle badha diye hai,

warna..

Sab yaar sath hi the, abhi kal ki hi to baat hai.

                                

2 Machar bate kar rahe the

2 Machar bate kar rahe the.

1st Bola: Main Doctor Banuga.

2nd Bola: Main Enginer Banuga.

Itne Mein Aadmi Ne MORTIN Jala Di.

Machar Bole: Sale ne Career hi khtam kar diya

You know what College means?

You know what College means?

You know what COLLEGE means??

C=Come

O=On

L=Lets

L=Love

E=Each

G=Girl

E=Equally

So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

Why does not Bangladesh have an Olympic team?

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Why does not Bangladesh have an

Olympic team.??

Bcoz

all those who can jump, swim

& run have already crossed the border.

Since your eyes are looking tired

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Since your eyes are looking tired..

Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.

Happy journey into the world of dreams.

GOOD NIGHT!

God has Deposited Love, Joy, Prosperity, Peace, Laughter

God has Deposited

Love,

Joy,

Prosperity,

Peace,

Laughter &

All Kinds of Blessings in Ur

ATM Account Use without Limit.

The PIN Code is PRAYER

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar garm pani se dhokar

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar

garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur

chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

Value of relation

Value of relation

Value of relation

is not that how much you feel happy with some one..

But it is that

how much some one feels ALONE without you!

Happiness is not something u postpone for the future

Happiness is not something u postpone for the future.

Its something u design for the present.

Make each moment a happy one.

I just did it by remembering U!

Moon has come to color your dreams

MOON has come to color your dreams,

STARS to make them musical and

My SMS to give you warm and Peaceful Sleep.

Good Night.. Sweet Dreams!!

Girlfriend is Hot Water

Girlfriend is Hot Water,

Lover is Mineral Water,

Wife is Corporation Water,

Relationship is Kaveri Water,

But “FRIENDSHIP” is pure Rain Water!

If things r happening according to ur wish

If things r happening

according to ur wish,

u r lucky!

But if they r not,

u r very lucky,

Bcoz they r hapning

according to God’s wish!

Full form of Girl

G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen

I:- Innocent

R:- Rone ki machine

L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing,

Either Cloudy or Sunny.

It stands for Hope,

giving us another start of what we call Life.

Have a Good Morning & Day!

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!

Golu: madam me abhi jake

apne bapu ko btata hu ki..

bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p