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 love sms

Ishq wale ankhon ki baat samajh lete hain,
Sapno mein mil jaye to mulaqat samajh lete hain.
Rota to asman bhi hain apne Bichde pyaar ke liye,
Par log use barsat samajh lete hain…






Kabhi Na Aaye Mere SaathChalke..
Hamesha Gaye Muje Barbaad Karke..
Agar Kabhi Aa Jao Meri Mayaat Pe..
To Keh Dena Abhi Soya Hain Tuje Yaad Karke…




Kuch rishte khuda banate hain,
kuch rishte log banate hain,
kuch log bina rishte ke hi rishta nibhate hain,
shayad wahi dost kahlate hain…!




Charo Aur Diya Jalaao,
Apne Ghar Ko Khub Sajaao
Aaj Ki Raat Pataakhen Bajaao,
Diwali Ko Achhi Tarah Manaao,
Happy Diwali…




Dosto Ki Kami Ko Pehchante Hain Hum.
Duniya Ke Ghamon Ko Bhi Jante Hain Hum.
Aap Jaise Dosto Ke Hi Sahare.
Aaj Bhi Has Kar Jeena Jante Hai Hum…





Kuch log peete hain gam bhoolane ko……
kuch log peete hain koi aur gam bhoolaane ko….
par ai dost ye kya………
hum to mahoal na milane ke gam mein peete hain…..

Hindi SMS Jokes

Hindi SMS Jokes

Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…




Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya …..






Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!




Girls vs Boys

If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…






Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.




Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?