Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?

Santa: Biwi Se

Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi

Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge

biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d

Define Girls!!

Define Girls!!

The 1 who

b4 goin out for a party,

facial,

bleach,

waxing,

hair cuting/straighting,

threading,

toning,

scrubing,

moisturhng,

done

&

put on

lipstick,

lipgloss,

lipliner,

perfume,

body toner,

body lotion,

eye liner,

eye shadow,

eye maskara,

foundation,

face powder,

rings,

bracelet,

neckless,

nail paint,

party dress,

Sandle,

Purse and

says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi

Define boy!!

The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :

“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”

Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..

Boys alwayz rocks… 

The most heart touching thought

The most heart touching thought

The most heart touching thought:

“Lash paani par kyun tairti hai”

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Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi chahiye..!!