Bite pal phir la nahi sakte

Bite pal phir la nahi sakte

Bite pal phir la nahi sakte,

sukhe phul phir khila nahi sakte,

kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hume yaad nahi karte,

par dil kehta hai aap hame bhula bhi nahi sakte..

Once Rajnikant, after chewing the Paan

Once Rajnikant,

after chewing the PAAN,

spit on the wall of a building…

Today that building is popularly known as..

THE RED FORT?

Bachpan ki woh amiri na jane kaha kho gayi

Bachpan ki woh amiri..

na jane kaha kho gayi,

warna kabhi baarish ke pani mein..

hamare bhi jahaaz chala karte the.

You May Not Be Perfect in Many Thing

You May Not Be Perfect in Many Things,

But

Many Things Cannot Be Perfect Without YOU.

Stay Special In Ur Own Little ways.

Have a great day

The best cosmetics in life

.

The best cosmetics in life:

TRUTH: for lips

SYMPATHY: for eyes

PRAYER: Voice

CHARITY: for hands

SMILE: for face &

LOVE: for heart.

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?

1. I Love u.

2. Aapki kasam.

3. U r my 1st love.

4. Balance nahi hai.

5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.

6. Parents sath mein hai.

7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

Nani to a kid: Soja DIPLOMA soja!

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!

Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?

Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,

ye leke aa gayi..!! 

Its day of celebrations

Its day of celebrations

Its day of celebrations,

Its day to value a special person,

Person who is the cause of our nation,

Who taught world the lesson of non-violence,

Its Mahatama Gandhi..

The Father of Nation…

Jo Bhagwan ko nahi manta use me Insaan nahi manta

Jo Bhagwan ko nahi manta use me Insaan nahi manta,

aur.. jo Gandhiji ko nahi manta use me Indian nahi manta.

Wishing all Indians Happy Gandhi Jayanti on 2nd October.

Ishwar alla tero naam sab ko sanmati de bhagwan

Ishwar alla tero naam sab ko sanmati de bhagwan,

In remembrance of the Mahatma Gandhi,

*Happy Gandhi Jayanti*

Memories of moments celebrated together

Memories of moments celebrated together

Moments that have been attached in my heart forever

Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.

Hope this Navratri brings in Good Fortune

And Long lasting happiness for you!

Happy Navratri

If movies were made by drinkers

If movies were made by drinkers, it would be named-

1) Soda Akbar

2) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi

3) Rum de basanti

4) Hum tight ho chuke sanam

5) Beer Zaara

6) Bewde Zameen par.

Always try to spend few seconds with ur friends

Always try to spend few seconds

with ur friends even if you r busy.

Because one day you can get free time

but not your friends back

So be in touch!!

Sweet Love Story

Sweet Love Story

Sweet Love Story:

A boy never does homework in class

to get punishment of bending… on his knees,

in front of her bench

just to see her for whole period?

Gets scoldings from his parents.

bcoz he reaches late everyday,

just to ensure that she has reached

home safely or not?

Skips his lunch

& pretends to be studying in the interval;

just to see her eating the food =)

Walks by foot to the home instead

of taking a bus;

just to save money to buy

chocolates for her.. =)

A boy & a girl loved each other very much

A boy & a girl loved each other very much.

unfortunately the boy died.

girl was upset too much & she couldn’t stop her tears.

she kept on crying every day.

many people gave sympathy but no argument could stop her tears.

one night she slept & had a dream.

she saw the guy in heaven with so many guys of his age.

he felt relaxed.

but she noticed that every guy was in fairy dress & had a lightened candle in their hand.

but her guy had a candle which was not lightened.

she asked him: “why your candle is not lightened?”

he said: “whenever i lighten my candle my candle your tears falls on it”

please don’t cry for whom you really love”

“because they dont want you too?”

On Gandhi Jayanti, lets pay our tributes

On Gandhi Jayanti,

lets pay our tributes to the

messiah of non-violence &

take leadership in creating

better polity in India,

to build a best India!

**Happy Gandhi Jayanti**

Aaeey mamu aaj Bapu ka janmadin hai

Aaeey mamu aaj Bapu ka janmadin hai,

Boleto Gandhi jayanti hai,

To mast mein bapu ko yaad karane ka,

Aur is msg ko dosto me forward karke,

Gandhigiri phailane ka kya mamu.