Panaho main aaya ho to uspar waar kya karna

Panaho main aaya ho to uspar waar kya karna

Panaho main aaya ho to uspar waar kya karna,

Jo dil hara hua ho uspe phir adhikaar kya karna,

mohabbat ka maza to dubne ki kashmakash mai hai,

Jo maloom ho gehrai to dariya paar kya karna.

Nazar aur naseeb ke milne ka ittefaq kuch aisa hai

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TOP’s Best Line..

Nazar aur naseeb ke milne ka ittefaq kuch aisa hai,

ki nazar ko pasand hamesha wahi cheez aati hai,

jo naseeb mein nahi hoti..

Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge

Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,

aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,

kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,

aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.

Break-up ke baad aisa kyu lagta hai

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Break-up ke baad aisa kyu lagta hai,

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Ke saala har sad song apne liye hi likha gaya hai.

Khuda ek bar use ye ehsas dela de

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Khuda ek bar use ye ehsas dela de,

kitna intjar hai zara use bata de,

har pal dehkte hai rasta usi ka,

na intjar karna pade

mujhe aisi neend sula de.

Ladkiyo ki jeans mein (chain) kyun hoti hai

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Ladkiyo ki jeans mein (chain) kyun hoti hai..

jab ki uska koi use nahi hota?

reply must agar nahi pata to is sms ko aag ki tarah faila do,

mujhe jawab chahiye..??

Gaali kya hai?

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Teacher: Gaali kya hai?

Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh

Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

Beautiful Lines For Life

Beautiful Lines For Life:

Life is a mirror in which you should absorb Good Things..

And reflect Bad Things.. 

Three lights to save the earth from the darkness

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Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..

1st: sunlight

2nd: moonlight

3rd: you

my sweet friend tube light

ok cool cool cool darling..

Man: is there any medicine for long life?

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Man: is there any medicine for long life?

Doctor: get married

man: will it help?

Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

I never expect others to remember me

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I never expect others to remember me.

but always drop my msgs into their

inbox to show i still love to remember them..!

India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar

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India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar,

agar dost pata de to uphar,

agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,

aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar.

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya

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Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?

Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?

Santa: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?

Santa: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?

Santa: 3 mahine baad.

Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?

Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!

time ka pata hi nahi laga?