Panaho main aaya ho to uspar waar kya karna

Panaho main aaya ho to uspar waar kya karna

Panaho main aaya ho to uspar waar kya karna,

Jo dil hara hua ho uspe phir adhikaar kya karna,

mohabbat ka maza to dubne ki kashmakash mai hai,

Jo maloom ho gehrai to dariya paar kya karna.

Nazar aur naseeb ke milne ka ittefaq kuch aisa hai

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TOP’s Best Line..

Nazar aur naseeb ke milne ka ittefaq kuch aisa hai,

ki nazar ko pasand hamesha wahi cheez aati hai,

jo naseeb mein nahi hoti..

Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge

Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,

aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,

kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,

aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.

Break-up ke baad aisa kyu lagta hai

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Break-up ke baad aisa kyu lagta hai,

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Ke saala har sad song apne liye hi likha gaya hai.

Khuda ek bar use ye ehsas dela de

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Khuda ek bar use ye ehsas dela de,

kitna intjar hai zara use bata de,

har pal dehkte hai rasta usi ka,

na intjar karna pade

mujhe aisi neend sula de.

Ladkiyo ki jeans mein (chain) kyun hoti hai

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Ladkiyo ki jeans mein (chain) kyun hoti hai..

jab ki uska koi use nahi hota?

reply must agar nahi pata to is sms ko aag ki tarah faila do,

mujhe jawab chahiye..??

Gaali kya hai?

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Teacher: Gaali kya hai?

Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh

Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

Beautiful Lines For Life

Beautiful Lines For Life:

Life is a mirror in which you should absorb Good Things..

And reflect Bad Things.. 

Three lights to save the earth from the darkness

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Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..

1st: sunlight

2nd: moonlight

3rd: you

my sweet friend tube light

ok cool cool cool darling..

Man: is there any medicine for long life?

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Man: is there any medicine for long life?

Doctor: get married

man: will it help?

Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

I never expect others to remember me

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I never expect others to remember me.

but always drop my msgs into their

inbox to show i still love to remember them..!

India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar

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India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar,

agar dost pata de to uphar,

agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,

aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar.

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya

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Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?

Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?

Santa: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?

Santa: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?

Santa: 3 mahine baad.

Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?

Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!

time ka pata hi nahi laga? 

Pathar Bana Diya Mujahy Rone Nahi Diya

Pathar Bana Diya Mujahy Rone Nahi Diya

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Pathar Bana Diya Mujahy Rone Nahi Diya,

Daaman Bhi Tere Gham Ne Bighone Nahi Diya..!!

Tanhaiyan Tumhara Pata Poochhti Rahien,

Shab Bhar Tumhari Yaad Ne Sone Nahi Diya..!!

Ankhon Mein Akar Beth Gai Annsoon Ki Lehar,

Palkon Pe Koi Khoawab Peerone Nahi Diya..!!

Dil Ko Tumhare Naam Ke Ansoo Aziz Thay,

Duniya Ka Dard Dil Mein Samone Nahi Diya..!!

Ae Dost Yoon Uski Yaad Chali Haath Thaam Ke,

Mele Mein Is Jahan Ke Kabhi khone Nahi diya..!!

Use Kehna Ameer-E-Shehar Kabhi Sir Nicha Nahi Karte

Use Kehna Ameer-E-Shehar Kabhi Sir Nicha Nahi Karte,

Ana Ka Hum Kisi Bhi Hal Me Sauda Nahi Karte!

Agar Ghum Had Se Barh Jayain To Ansu Aa Hi Jatey hain,

Magar Hum Apni Aankhon Ko Kabhi Dariya Nahi Karte!

Khushi Ke Sare Mousam Dusron Me Baant Dete hain,

Fakat Ek Dard Ki Doulat Hai Jo Hum Banta Nahi Karte!

Hum Ehley Zoo Ki Fitrat Se To Sare Log Waqif Hain,

Ke Hum Kuchh Kar Guzrate Hain Magar Socha Nahi Karte!

Kareinge Tum Se Hum Tark-E-Taaluq Ye Kaise Mumkin Hai,

Ke Hum To Dushmanon Ka Sath Bhi Chhoda Nahi Karte!

Ye dosti ham nahi todenge

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Ye DOSTI ham nahi todenge.

Koi hamari dosti ko todna chahe to.

Sale ko milkar fodenge.

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,

fir ruthe to jag chhute,

agar fir ruthe dil tute,

aur agar fir ruthe?

nikal danda

maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.

Diamond words by Bil Gates

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Diamond words by Bil Gates:

When u have money in hand, only u 4get who are u..

& When u have no money in ur hand, the whole world 4get who u are..

Thats life !

Whenever you are in a position to help someone

Whenever you are in a position to help someone,

Just do it & be glad,

Bcoz God is answering someone’s prayers through you.

Every heart knows how to beat the feelings

Every heart knows how to beat the feelings..

But,

Some heart only knows how to response the feelings..!!

Ek baat dil se batana

Ek baat dil se batana

Is

kalyug

me

aakar

tum

jaise

paapiyo

ne

aisa

koun sa

achha

kaam

kiya

jo

tumhe

“Mujh jaisa masoom aur pyara dost mila..?”

Khuda end docter ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye

Khuda end docter ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye,

Kyonki khuda naraj aadmi docter ke paas,

Docter naraj to aadmi khuda ke paas! 

People dont care when they lose 1RS coin from their pocket

People dont care when they lose 1RS coin from their pocket.

but

They feel distressing when they lose 1RS from their mobile balance!

Every relation can be made stronger by trusting on each othe

Every relation can be made

stronger by trusting on each other,

but more than that we should learn to

compromise to keep any relation longer.

marne ke darr se mere dil

marne ke darr se mere dil

marne ke darr se mere dil,

jeena naa tu chhod dena,

rone ke darr se jahaan me,

hansna naa tu chhod dena

Ye mousam bhi kitna pyara hai

Ye mousam bhi kitna pyara hai,

karti ye hawayen kuch ishaara hai.

Zara samjho inki jazbaton ko,

kisi chahne wale ne dil se tumhe pukara hai..

Baki nahi alfaz baya karne ko meri mohhabat ke dasta

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Baki nahi alfaz baya karne ko meri mohhabat ke dasta,

Ho sake to tu hi ab kuch yaki karle,

Ess daur mai ab tah umar sochne ke jajba nahi hota hai kahi,

Hum to akhri lamhe mai bhi tere naam ko sath liye jane ka jaaba rakte hai.

Jehra babal apni dhee deve

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Jehra babal apni dhee deve..

oh is ton vadd hor ki deve..

aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo..

yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo.

Say no for dowry.

Ankhe kyon hui meri num kabhi sochna

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Ankhe kyon hui meri num kabhi sochna,

kyon hua hum pe itna sitam kabhi sochna,

pyar to hum dono ne kiya tha,

lekin sirf mujhe he kyon mila itna gum kabhi sochna.

Dreams give support to hope

Dreams give support to hope

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Dreams give support to hope.

Hope inspires efforts.

Effort results in success.

So dreams r root of success.

May all ur dreams come true.

Sur aap do, Geet hum banayege

Sur aap do, Geet hum banayege.

Manjil aap chuno, Rasta hum dhikayege.

Khush aap raho, khusiya hum manayege.

Aur

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PAGAL aap bano, RANCHI hum le jayenge.

Life Me kitne bhi Dukh mile Gam mile

Life Me kitne bhi

Dukh mile

Gam mile

apne aansu bah jane dena unhe

rokna mat

Kyuki

ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hai! 

Mere shikwo pe us ne hans kar kaha

Mere shikwo pe us ne hans kar kaha,

aye-pagal

Kis ne ki thi wafa jo hum kartey..

Jab bhi dekhye hai us chand ko

Jab bhi dekhye hai us chand ko,

Usme shirf tumhi nazar aate ho hume,

Kardo meri zindegi ko roshan aapni chandni se,

Ab to tere kirno me bhigne ki tamanna hai hume.

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka Birthday tha

Heart touching must read:)

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.

Boy was not in that city.

So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.

He called her up.

Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.

While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.

Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.

So, he gave 34 instead of 24.

aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki

uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! 

Jaane kya mujhse zamana chahta hai

Jaane kya mujhse zamana chahta hai,

Mera dil todkar mujhe hi hansana chahta hai,

Jaane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chahre se,

Har shaks mujhe aajmana chahta hai.

Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara

Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara,

Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara,

Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu,

Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!!

Waheguru Waheguru

Love doesnt say do you love me.

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Love doesnt say

do you love me.

Love only says

I love you.

Love doesnt ask

who are you.

Love only says

you are mine.

Love doesnt ask

where are you from.

Love only says

you live in my heart.

Love doesnt ask

what do you do.

Love only says

you make me heart beat.

Love doesnt ask

why are you faraway.

Love only says

you are always with me.

and

you are my love

I LOVE YOU.

Sukun milta hai jab unse baat hoti hai

Sukun milta hai jab unse baat hoti hai

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Sukun milta hai jab unse baat hoti hai,

hazar raato mein wo ek raat hoti hai,

nigah utha ke jb wo dekhti hai meri traf,

wo 1nigah meri puri kaynaat hoti hai.

Kahte hain, Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai

Kahte hain..

Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..

Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki

gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.

When i spend time with you

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When i spend time with you..

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M giving you a part of my life

That will never come back

So please dont make me regret it later.

Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah

Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah

NANO car mein baith kar RAWAN se ladte to rawan kya kahta.

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Chalao na NANO se baan re,

Jaan le lo na Ram re!! 

Bewafa hai dunia kisika aitbaar na karo

Bewafa hai dunia kisi ka aitbaar na karo,

har pal dete hai dhoka kisi se pyar na karo,

mit jao beshaq tanha ji kar,

par kisi ke sath ka intzaar na karo.

Sukun milta hai jab unse baat hoti hai

Sukun milta hai jab unse baat hoti hai,

hazar raato mein wo ek raat hoti hai,

nigah utha ke jab wo dekhti hai meri traf,

wo ek nigah meri puri kaynaat hoti hai.

Waqt ke sath har koi badal jata hai

True words-

Sach kha hai kisi ne ke

Waqt ke sath har koi badal jata hai,

Galti uski nahi jo bdlta hai,

Glti uski hoti hai jo pahle jesa reh jata hai.