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UDAAS HO

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YA NARAZ HO

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HOWA KYA

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HUM MILEY GE

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AITBAR KRO

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Jab mughay talab thi teri, kismat badal sakti thi meri, har moor pay tughay pukarta raha, tu nay to mur k

dekha tak nahin, jab dard abhi lab-e-baam tha, dil b talib-e-jaam tha,mera ansoo ankh main hi tairta raha, tu

nay to mur k dekha tak nahin,jab loog khalaf thay teray meray, rusmain badal saktay thay faislay teray

meray, har moor pay tughay pukarta raha tu nay to mur k dekha tak nahin.tu duniya say khooof zada main

tugh say fareeb zada, har moor pay tughay pukarta raha tu nay to muur k dekha tak nahin, ab har taraf say

zik utha k, chalay aye ho sab kuch luta k, pass-e-ulfat o wafa rehnay do jao ab mughay tanha rehnay do.

kehtey hain k 1000 saal pehley MOHABBAT or HUSSAN dost hua kerte the,aik raat dono sath the k CHANDNI

nikal aayi MOHABBAT ne CHAND ki taraf dekhna shrou ker dia yeh baat HUSAN ko aachchi na lagi us ne

MOHABBAT ki aankhien noch le us din se MOHABBAT andhi or HUSSAN zalim hogaya

pyaar kya hota hai? muje nahi pata. tum hi kaho...tumne tho kaha main tumse pyaar karti hun jano!! uff

zindagi aise kyun hota hai sawal hon tho jawab nahi...jawab hon tho tum nahi!!...meri dil muje vapas kardo,

dosti ki shurwat abhi kardo!!! shaz

Ye kaisa zamana agaya?..main yaha or tum vaha..kab hogi ye dil juda

Jano main tumse bohot pyaar karti hun, dil tumko chata hai..tumhare yaad har waqt meri saath hai...tumhari

dil yaha meri pas hai...sirf tumhara intezaar hai. Na tum jano na hum pyaar main kyun hota hai itna gum!!!shaz

jo baat tujh me.n hai terii tasviir me.n nahii.n,

tasviir me.n nahii.n

rango.n me.n teraa aks Dhalaa tuu na Dhal sakii

saa.Nso.n kii aa.Nch jism kii Khushbuu na Dhal sakii

Hum nazro se door A,ankho se nahi,

Hum khaybo se door A,khayalo se nahi,

Hum dil se door A,dharkan se nahi,

Hum ap se door A,ap ki yadoo se nahi

BHOLI BISRI TASHNA YAADAIN

DASTAK DE KAR MANN KAY

SOONE AANGAN MAIN

JAB AJATI HAINHULCHUL SI AIK MACHA DETI HAIN

AOR SISAKTA PAGAL DIL YE

AAS KA DIYA JALA KAR KHUD KO

BEHLATA HAI AOR KEHTA HAI

woh guzar gaye hamarey pass se,

hum ne kisi se koi shikwa na kiya,

khuda ne hamay zindagi to di

laikeen is zindagi ko sansey dene wala cheen liya Sheela

aus nay kaha tha anay ko,kahein na chalein janay ko..rotay rahein ham aun ke leye...kash keh daite wo

hamay muskrane ko

hamay udasi dee aus na per najanay keun...ham pyar kerte hein ab b najanay keun....sham honay sai pehlay

hee,rota hai yeh dil najanay keun

kal ho na ho...

Aaj tu hai...

Aaj ho na ho...

Ya pel tu hay...

Ya pel ho na ho...

Hum tu hia...

Hum ho na ho

Humari dosti tu hai. Qadeer ahmed

Mujhe duniya se kya lena tera dil Mera Watan hoga,Maronga Tere Hussn Par Tera Anchal Mera kafan

hoga,...............

dosti sms

KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse

Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE

Magar AisA na Ho Ke

Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye

Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE"

Aasmaan Ko Neend Aaye To Sulaayein Kahan

Dharti Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaayein Kahan

Saagar Mein Lehar Aaye To Chupaaein Kahan

Hume Aapki Yaad Aaye To Jaayein Kahan!!

 Kaash Vaado ka matlab wo samajte,

Kaash khomoshi ka matlab wo samajte,

nazar kehti hai hazaar baatein

kaash meri ek nazar ka matlab wo samajte

Har aahat ehasas hamara dilaegi,

Har hawa kissa humara sunaegi,

Hum itni yaadein bhar denge aapke dil main

na chahte hue bhi yaad humari aayeg...

Muskan tere hoto pe,

Toh khushi mere dil mein hoti hai.

Agar dard tere dil ko ho to, Aankhein mere roti hai.

Tu mehasus karke dekho Monu.

Dosti aisi hi hoti hai..

DIL KARTA HAI MERA KI KOI RAAT AISI AAYE,

DEKHE JO SAATH HUMKO PHIR LOUT KE NA JAYE,

MAIN TUMSE KUCH NA BOLU,TUM MUJHSE KUCH NA BOLO

KHAMOSHIYAN BHI SOCHE KI YEH KOUN SI ADA HAI..

ek duje ke dil main rahte hai hum

ek duje ka dukh samajhte hai hum

saanson se khushbu mehekte hai hum

door hai toh kya hua

har pal paas hone ka ehsaas dete hai hum.

Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga,

Jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga.

Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse,

Jab humne apni har dua mein unka saath maanga...

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,

pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,

milne ki to bahut chahat hai

par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain ...

Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kiya karun .

Tu hi bata tu yaad aye to mein kiya karun.

Hasrat toh yeh hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu .

Magar kismat wo lamhe na laye to mein kya karu...

Hindi SMS Jokes

Hindi SMS Jokes

Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…




Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya …..






Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!




Girls vs Boys

If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…






Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.




Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Independence Day Hindi Sms

Independence Day Hindi Sms

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Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki,

Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki,

Meri Khush naseebi,

Mili zindagi is chaman mein Bhula na

Sake koi iski khushbo saton janam mein.

Happy Independence Day!

Bubbli got caught on date on Independence Day

Bubbli got caught on date on Independence Day:

Major Santa:

What is this?

Bubbli:

Dad today is freedom day,

so let me do what I want.

Ignore if u r married

Ignore if u r married..

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Baki sab ke liye..

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Happy Independence Day.

Apunka pehala SMS 15th Aug ko

Apunka pehala SMS 15th Aug ko,

Ye le pakad le..

Sare zahan se achcha hindusta hamara ,

aao milke wada kare jhanda ucha rahe hamara!

Happy Indian Independence Day

Your validity for taking a bath expires on this 15th August

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Your validity for taking a

bath expires on this 15th August.

Kindly recharge d validity by

taking a bath to avoid, khujli,

dandruff and badbooo

So wish you a Happy Independence Day.

Independence Day Funny Sms

Azad bharat ke nalayak jawano,

Agar aaj Valentines Day,

Ya Friendship Day hota to inbox full hota,

Chalo jaldi se utho aur sabko wish karo..

*HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY*

Aajadi ki kabhi shaam nahi hone denge

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Aajadi ki kabhi shaam nahi hone denge,

sahidon ki kurbani badnaam nahi hone denge,

bachi ho jo 1 bund bhi garam lahu ki..

tab tak bharat mata ka aanchal nilaam nahi hane denge..

Happy Independence Day

Swatantarta Diwas ki Badai

Chodo kal ki baatein,

Kal ki baat puraani

Naye daur mein likhenge

Mill kar nayi kahaani

Hum Hindustani

Swatantarta Diwas ki Badai

Aao jhukke salam kare unko jinke

Aao jhukke salam kare unko jinke,

Hisse mein ye mukam aata hai,

Khushnasib hota hai wo khun,

Jo desh ke kaam aata hai.

Jay hind Jay bharat

Happy Independence Day

Na sar jhuka hai kabhi aur na jhukayenge Kabhi

Na sar jhuka hai kabhi

aur na jhukayenge Kabhi,

jo apne dum pe jiyen sach mein zindagi hai wahi.

Live like a true INDIAN.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

The yearly ritual of your taking bath expires on 15th August

The yearly ritual of your taking bath expires on 15th August.

May you give Independence to all the bacterias,

parasites and dirt that you host on your body.

Happy Independence Day

Let’ value our Freedom by not forgetting the sacrifices of the martyrs

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Lets value our Freedom by not forgetting

the sacrifices of the martyrs.

Its time for us to unite and fight corruption and

bringing in reforms by starting a revolution!

Let us pray and fight to make every

subsequent 15 August a happy Independence day!

Kale gore ka bhed nahin

Kale gore ka bhed nahin

Har dil se hamaara naata hai

Kuchh aur na aata ho hamko

Hamen pyaar nibhana aata hai

Jai Hindi Jai Bharat

marne ke darr se mere dil

marne ke darr se mere dil

marne ke darr se mere dil,

jeena naa tu chhod dena,

rone ke darr se jahaan me,

hansna naa tu chhod dena

Ye mousam bhi kitna pyara hai

Ye mousam bhi kitna pyara hai,

karti ye hawayen kuch ishaara hai.

Zara samjho inki jazbaton ko,

kisi chahne wale ne dil se tumhe pukara hai..

Baki nahi alfaz baya karne ko meri mohhabat ke dasta

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Baki nahi alfaz baya karne ko meri mohhabat ke dasta,

Ho sake to tu hi ab kuch yaki karle,

Ess daur mai ab tah umar sochne ke jajba nahi hota hai kahi,

Hum to akhri lamhe mai bhi tere naam ko sath liye jane ka jaaba rakte hai.

Jehra babal apni dhee deve

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Jehra babal apni dhee deve..

oh is ton vadd hor ki deve..

aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo..

yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo.

Say no for dowry.

Ankhe kyon hui meri num kabhi sochna

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Ankhe kyon hui meri num kabhi sochna,

kyon hua hum pe itna sitam kabhi sochna,

pyar to hum dono ne kiya tha,

lekin sirf mujhe he kyon mila itna gum kabhi sochna.