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Saturday, 13 July 2013

The dream is not what you see in sleep



The dream is not what you see in sleep

Category: Cool Sms, Thoughts Sms, Wise Words Sms.
An excellent saying:
The dream is not what you see in sleep,
dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen



Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen

Category: Funny Sms, Jokes.
Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to



Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to

Category: College-School Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.