Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!

Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.

Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!

jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!! 

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen

Category: Funny Sms, Jokes.

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”

Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend: Kaise ?

Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..

“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

Wonderful line

Wonderful line

Wonderful line-

Agar dost na milte

to kabhi yakeen nhai hota ki… ajanabi log bhi apno se zyada pyare ho sakte hain.

Wahi khamoshi wahi tanhai

Wahi khamoshi wahi tanhai

.

Wahi khamoshi wahi tanhai,

ye hawa apne saath kiski yaad laayi,

hum to chand ko dekh rahe the,

phir na jane kiske liye aankhein bhar aayi.