Bus Accident Man Crying

Bus Accident Man Crying

Bus Accident

Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.

Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.

Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,

Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt

A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt

A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…

Long enough to cover the subject &

short enough to create interest.

The dream is not what you see in sleep

The dream is not what you see in sleep

Category: Cool Sms, Thoughts Sms, Wise Words Sms.

An excellent saying:

The dream is not what you see in sleep,

dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen

Category: Funny Sms, Jokes.

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”

Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend: Kaise ?

Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..

“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

Do not educate your child to be rich

Do not educate your child to be rich

Do not educate your child to be rich.

Educate him to be happy.

So when he grows up, he will know the value of things, not the price.

Think

Har doori mitani padhti hai

Har doori mitani padhti hai

Har doori mitani padhti hai,

har baat btani padhti hai,

lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,

aaj kal

khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.