funny shayari

 Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....

 woh bewafa hai to kia howa

woh bewafa hai to kia howa .........

mat kaho bura us ko ................

jo howa so howa ....................

khush rakhy khuda us ko ..

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 Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti

Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti

Daman Mein Aag Na Yuon Lagai Hoti

Zindagi To Weyse Hi Pareshan Thi Apni

Aur Na Meri Pareshani Yuon Barhai Hoti

 chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum

chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum ho LION magar tumhare dum pichay se aage bhala kyoon aae tum baar baar use mun main jo lete the

 Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se

Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote

 Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera

Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera

Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera,

main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera

Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera

 D se dosti, d se dushmani,

D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil , d se derd, d se diwanagi, d se dillagi, per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear.

 Parhay likhay hotay ager

Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka

Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka

 Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,

Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,maana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jatey,phr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey.

 Tumhaara intezaar karte karte

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.

 Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,

Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,

Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,

Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main,

Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota.

            Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee,

Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee..

           

             woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai

woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai

woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai

woh tu un key bachey hi kameney hai ...

jo mujhey mamo mamo bulatey hai.......

            chahte hai jindgi jindgani

chahte hai jindgi jindgani aap ki aap ne hame chaha meharbani aap ki.

           

             Tum milo na milo koi gam

Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi...

Cartoon Network

Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain, Mano ya na mano her pal feryaad kerte hain, Roz hat likhtain hain cartoon network ko, aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain.

 Zindagi ki rah main

Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay.... thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,......phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay.

 Akash ke taron main

Akash ke taron main khoya hai jahan sara, lugta hai pyara ik ik tara,in taron main sub se pyara hai ik sitara,jo is waqt per raha hai sms hamara.

love sms

 HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY

HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE

 Log apna banake chod dete hai.

Log apna banake chod dete hai.

Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..

Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.

Log to dil bhi tod dete hai By Jinbaba

 Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,

Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar aata hai

 Zindagi May Hamesha Naye

Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,

Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,

Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,

Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge

 Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar

Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar

Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar

Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar

Mere SMS bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!!!!

naha lana chahiye.

Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

 Tumhe kutta katega.

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega..

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 Torch Theek hai

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai

 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

 DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

 Free SMS ki scheme me!

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me!

 Shukriya Bhai Jan

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"

 Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI

Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai!

 Tum Haste Raho

Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

 aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

 Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi

Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..

 Us se milna hi nahin dil main

Us se milna hi nahin dil main tahaiya (Irada) kar lain

Woh khud aye to bohat sard rawaiya kar lain

 Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah,

Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya,

auronko to theek, humko bhi tabah kiya

pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko,

auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya ...

 Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon

Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon say, yehi baat hai to apne aap ko berbaad ker kay dekhtay hain.

 dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam

dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam

zindagi ki her shaam aap kaay naam

iss safar mein hamsafar hai hum dono

iss dosti ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam

funny shayari sms

 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

 Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha

Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...

 Ball to pahle se hi gol hai

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

 Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

  SMS kar sakte ho!

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

 Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!

 God ne tujhe bheja to bheja

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!

 kuch tu baat he aap mai,

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga

 bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!

 Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,

Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,

ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,

Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,

aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai

 zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki

zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta.

 ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha

ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!

 kal ho na ho..

kal ho na ho...

Aaj tu hai...

Aaj ho na ho...

Ya pel tu hay...

Ya pel ho na ho...

Hum tu hia...

Hum ho na ho...

Humari dosti tu hai.

just sms

UDAAS HO

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YA NARAZ HO

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HOWA KYA

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HUM MILEY GE

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AITBAR KRO

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Jab mughay talab thi teri, kismat badal sakti thi meri, har moor pay tughay pukarta raha, tu nay to mur k

dekha tak nahin, jab dard abhi lab-e-baam tha, dil b talib-e-jaam tha,mera ansoo ankh main hi tairta raha, tu

nay to mur k dekha tak nahin,jab loog khalaf thay teray meray, rusmain badal saktay thay faislay teray

meray, har moor pay tughay pukarta raha tu nay to mur k dekha tak nahin.tu duniya say khooof zada main

tugh say fareeb zada, har moor pay tughay pukarta raha tu nay to muur k dekha tak nahin, ab har taraf say

zik utha k, chalay aye ho sab kuch luta k, pass-e-ulfat o wafa rehnay do jao ab mughay tanha rehnay do.

kehtey hain k 1000 saal pehley MOHABBAT or HUSSAN dost hua kerte the,aik raat dono sath the k CHANDNI

nikal aayi MOHABBAT ne CHAND ki taraf dekhna shrou ker dia yeh baat HUSAN ko aachchi na lagi us ne

MOHABBAT ki aankhien noch le us din se MOHABBAT andhi or HUSSAN zalim hogaya

pyaar kya hota hai? muje nahi pata. tum hi kaho...tumne tho kaha main tumse pyaar karti hun jano!! uff

zindagi aise kyun hota hai sawal hon tho jawab nahi...jawab hon tho tum nahi!!...meri dil muje vapas kardo,

dosti ki shurwat abhi kardo!!! shaz

Ye kaisa zamana agaya?..main yaha or tum vaha..kab hogi ye dil juda

Jano main tumse bohot pyaar karti hun, dil tumko chata hai..tumhare yaad har waqt meri saath hai...tumhari

dil yaha meri pas hai...sirf tumhara intezaar hai. Na tum jano na hum pyaar main kyun hota hai itna gum!!!shaz

jo baat tujh me.n hai terii tasviir me.n nahii.n,

tasviir me.n nahii.n

rango.n me.n teraa aks Dhalaa tuu na Dhal sakii

saa.Nso.n kii aa.Nch jism kii Khushbuu na Dhal sakii

Hum nazro se door A,ankho se nahi,

Hum khaybo se door A,khayalo se nahi,

Hum dil se door A,dharkan se nahi,

Hum ap se door A,ap ki yadoo se nahi

BHOLI BISRI TASHNA YAADAIN

DASTAK DE KAR MANN KAY

SOONE AANGAN MAIN

JAB AJATI HAINHULCHUL SI AIK MACHA DETI HAIN

AOR SISAKTA PAGAL DIL YE

AAS KA DIYA JALA KAR KHUD KO

BEHLATA HAI AOR KEHTA HAI

woh guzar gaye hamarey pass se,

hum ne kisi se koi shikwa na kiya,

khuda ne hamay zindagi to di

laikeen is zindagi ko sansey dene wala cheen liya Sheela

aus nay kaha tha anay ko,kahein na chalein janay ko..rotay rahein ham aun ke leye...kash keh daite wo

hamay muskrane ko

hamay udasi dee aus na per najanay keun...ham pyar kerte hein ab b najanay keun....sham honay sai pehlay

hee,rota hai yeh dil najanay keun

kal ho na ho...

Aaj tu hai...

Aaj ho na ho...

Ya pel tu hay...

Ya pel ho na ho...

Hum tu hia...

Hum ho na ho

Humari dosti tu hai. Qadeer ahmed

Mujhe duniya se kya lena tera dil Mera Watan hoga,Maronga Tere Hussn Par Tera Anchal Mera kafan

hoga,...............