Hindi SMS Jokes

Hindi SMS Jokes

Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…




Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya …..






Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!




Girls vs Boys

If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…






Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.




Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Ek din ayega qayamat hogi

Ek din ayega qayamat hogi

Ek din ayega qayamat hogi,

tujhe baaho mein bhar lenge agar ijazat hogi,

jab jab nazar ayegi meri shayri,

har pal tujhe mujhse mohabbt hogi.

Khuda ka shukr hai ki aansu berang hote hai

Khuda ka shukr hai ki aansu berang hote hai..

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Warna..

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Raaton ko bheeg jane wale takiye kya raaz bayan kar dete.

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

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Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?

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Ek No. ke CHOR,

jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai. 

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:

1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.

2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.

3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.

Besharam SMS pura padhenge.

Pyar mein milna zaruri nahi

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Pyar mein milna zaruri nahi,

pyar mein izhaar bhi zaruri nahi,

zaruri sirf ehsaas hai jo zindagi sawarde,

unhe pana ya na pana zaruri nahi.

Life is Beautiful

Somewhere I Heard..

Life is Beautiful..

But Very Soon I Released..

Lots of

Conditions Apply..!!

Intjaar mein intjaar ka bhi intjaar naa raha

Intjaar mein intjaar ka bhi intjaar naa raha

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Intjaar mein

intjaar ka bhi

intjaar naa raha..

to kya hua pyaar to hai,

chaahe aitbaar na raha.

Mohabbat humse na hogi?

Mohabbat humse na hogi?

Mohabbat humse na hogi??

suna hai is mohabt me bohat nuksan hota hai,

mehakta jhoomta jevan ghamo k naam hota hai,

suna hai chain kho kr wo sehr se sham rota hai,

mohabbat jo b krta hai bohat bdnaam hota hai,

mohabbat humse na hogi

suna hai is mohabbat me kahin bhi dil nahi lgta,

bina uski nigahon main koi mosam nahi jachta,

khfa jis se mohabbat ho wo jevan bhr nahi hansta,

bohat anmol hai jo dil ujjar kar phir nahi basta.

mohabbat humse na ho gi.

Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaye

Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaye

Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaye,

jab kisi ki hassi kisi ki muskaan ban jaye.

pyar kehte hai usse,

jab kisi ki saanse kisi ki jaan ban jaye…

Dekha hai humane bhi aajma kar

Dekha hai humane bhi aajma kar

Dekha hai humane bhi aajma kar,

De jate hai dhokha log karib aakar!

Kahati hai duniya magar dil nhi manta,

Kya aap bhi bhool jaoge hume apna Dost banakr?

Meri koi khata to Saabit kar

Meri koi khata to Saabit kar

Meri koi khata to Saabit kar,

Jo Buri hun to Bura Saabit kar,

Tujhe chaha hai kitna tu kya jane,

Chal main Bewafa hi sahi,

Tu Apni Wafa Saabit kar..!!!