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Showing posts with label Funny Love Shayari. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Love Shayari. Show all posts

Saturday 17 August 2013

cute sms

Take hot coffe cup,
And I'll not look for wine.
My whole heart for my whole life only for you
Soul meets soul on lovers' lips. ~Percy Bysshe Shelley, Prometheus Unbound
Come live in my heart & feel my desire
Write romatic story full of fire rising higher
My lips meeting your lips closely could express my love better then stumbling words of mine...
Darling your thousand kisses in dreams set my desire on fire
My beloved when I gave my heart to you I feel love live.....
Listed below are the things that I dont like about you:
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10...
What can I say? I LOVE everything about U!
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, both are infinite.
~William Shakespeare
How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to.
Love you dear.
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. ~William Shakespeare
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. ~William Shakespeare
Oh, hasten not this loving act,
Rapture where self and not-self meet:
My life has been the awaiting you,
Your footfall was my own heart's beat.
~Paul Valéry
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither ---<@ Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
Give me a kisse, and to that kisse a score;
Then to that twenty, adde a hundred more;
A thousand to that hundred; so kisse on,
To make that thousand up a million;
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let's kisse afresh, as when we first begun.

~Robert Herrick, "To Anthea (III)"
So dear I love him, that with him all deaths I could endure, without him live no life. ~John Milton
You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. ~Dr. Seuss
If I never met you,
I wouldn"t like you.
If I didn"t like you,
I wouldn"t love you.
If I didn"t love you,
I wouldn"t miss you.
But I did, I do, and I will.
I"ll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever"s what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....
I\'ll love you till the end! And then some more.
If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
My debt to you, Belovèd,
Is one I cannot pay
In any coin of any realm
On any reckoning day.
~Jessie B. Rittenhouse
If our two loves be one, or thou and I
Love so alike, that none doe slacken, none can die.
~John Donne
I love your hills and I love your dales,
And I love your flocks a-bleating;
but oh, on the heather to lie together,
With both our hearts a-beating!
~John Keats

amazing sms

Whenever I watch U, 4 me everything pauses to let me enjoy your Goregeous beauty my beloved.

Love desires just 2 fulfill itself, sings its melody at night and flatters at dawn for another day of love N Romance.

Your Goregeous look & figure it awakens the depths of my desire N passion.

If a kiss
could say
just
how i
love u....
My lips
would be
on yours
Forever....!!

Come let me love you,
let me give my life to you
let me drown in your laughter,
let me die in your arms
let me lay down beside you,
let me always be with you
come let me love you,
come love me again.

Every time I think about you it provides me a world of romantic dreams overwhelmed with desire.

since I met you
I died in your swettest smile
I felt in love with your eyes
and your presence made me wild

I feel good
I feel nice
I've never felt so
Satisfied
I'm in love
I'm alive
Flying high
It feel like a dream
Wen U touch me tenderly
I dn't know if it's real
But I like D way I feel Inside

Samosha said to Aaloo : Jab main Fry hota hoon to Tumhe Cover kar ke Garam Oil se Bacha leta hoon coz I love you…
Aaloo said : Jab log Tumhe Fry hone ke Fauran baad khate hain to main unka muh jala deti hoon coz I love you too…

Aaj Mujhe Ek Gunaah Karne Do,
Mujhe Tum Apne AapMein Khone Do,
Apne Aapko Meri Aagosh Mein Karke,
Mujhe Pariyo Ke Des Mein Khone Do,
Apni Chudiyon Ki Khan Khan Se
Mere Kaanon Mein Ras Gholne Do

Oh my beloved strip me bare
Take me,raise me higher and higher
Let me lose all my senses
That i mingle with you in divine love
Make me whole again in oneness

A 50 yr old man asked wife: Do you feel sad when you see me running
behind
young girls?
Wife: No, not at all, even DOGS chase cars, but can't drive them !!!

You showed me how it is to be loved.
Now i know what really love is.
1 day we will be together forever.
I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.

Khushboo ki tarah aapke pass bikhar jayenge,
Sukun banker dil me utar jayenge,
Mehsus karne ki koshish toh kijiye,
Dur hote hue bhi hum pass nazar aayenge

Bina Khwab K Bhi Koi So Paya Hai,
Bina Yadon K Bhi Koi Reh Paya Hai,
Pyar Apka Dhadkan Hai is Dil Ki,
Bhala Dil Bhi Kabhi Bina Dhadkan K Reh Paya Hai.

Ye Mausam bi kitna pyara hai,
Karti ye Hawayein kuch ishara hai,
Zara samjho inke jazbato ko,
Ye kah rahi hai apko kisi ne Dil se Pukara hai…

Tere Waade Pe Hum Ne Bharosa Kiya...
Kuchh To Ulfat Ka Tum Bhi Haq Nibhaaya Karo..
Hum Bhi Hamraaz Hain Tum Bhi Hamraaz Ho.......
Dil Ki Baat Humse Na Chhupaaya Karo...!!

Let me sleep with you tonight I'll take you on a moonlight ride.

Tuesday 13 August 2013

funny shayari



 Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....

 woh bewafa hai to kia howa
woh bewafa hai to kia howa .........
mat kaho bura us ko ................
jo howa so howa ....................
khush rakhy khuda us ko ..

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 Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti
Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti
Daman Mein Aag Na Yuon Lagai Hoti
Zindagi To Weyse Hi Pareshan Thi Apni
Aur Na Meri Pareshani Yuon Barhai Hoti

 chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum
chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum ho LION magar tumhare dum pichay se aage bhala kyoon aae tum baar baar use mun main jo lete the
 Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se
Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote
 Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera,
main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera
Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera
 D se dosti, d se dushmani,
D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil , d se derd, d se diwanagi, d se dillagi, per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear.
 Parhay likhay hotay ager
Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka
Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka

 Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,
Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,maana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jatey,phr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey.

 Tumhaara intezaar karte karte
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.

 Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,
Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main,
Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota.
            Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee,
Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee..
           
             woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh tu un key bachey hi kameney hai ...
jo mujhey mamo mamo bulatey hai.......


            chahte hai jindgi jindgani
chahte hai jindgi jindgani aap ki aap ne hame chaha meharbani aap ki.
           
             Tum milo na milo koi gam
Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi...

Cartoon Network
Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain, Mano ya na mano her pal feryaad kerte hain, Roz hat likhtain hain cartoon network ko, aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain.

 Zindagi ki rah main
Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay.... thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,......phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay.

 Akash ke taron main
Akash ke taron main khoya hai jahan sara, lugta hai pyara ik ik tara,in taron main sub se pyara hai ik sitara,jo is waqt per raha hai sms hamara.

Monday 12 August 2013

its love



 kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo
 kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo leya kay hum kisi aur ko choo naa sakay
hum tuu chaly taay dost banany aap tuu dil ki dharkan ban gaye...

 tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay
tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay
waqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaay
chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna
lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay
 dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani
dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani ko minus karo,khosi ko multiply karo and ghamo ko divide karo.kyia pata kal ho na ho and love ko enjoy karo
            tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai
tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai tu jaha hai warna kuch be nahi,coz there is no end 2 love
             
           
 yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha..
yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha...
Dekha to ek saanse ka sara jahan tha...
 Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi
Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi miltay hain, jahan ma logon k saharay bhi miltay hain , duniya me sub se payari ha zindgi khuch log zindgi se bi payarey miltay ha.

 mangta hoon to deti nahi
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka

 Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai
Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai
Koshish hai gam chopane ki
Mere ahbaab samajte hai
Mujhe adat hai muskarane ki By Butt 0300
 Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din
Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din hon 10,000 saal. By Neel
 Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jainga
Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jaingay
Roengay Bohat Magar Aansu Nahi Aaengay
Jab Saat Na De Koi To Awaz Hamain Dena
Aasman Per Bhi Hongay To Lout Ke Aaengay

 sher;Phir na jane kon duao
sher;Phir na jane kon duao mai yaad karta ha,Mai dobta hon samandar uchal deta ha. perodi;Phir na jane kon gunaaho mai yaad karta hai,Main chup rehta hoon our teacher nikal deta ha.
 zindagi main sada muskurate
zindagi main sada muskurate raho fasile kam karo dil milate raho.dard kaisa bhi ho koi gham na karo.rat kali sahi ankh nam na karo.ik sitara bno jagmagate raho.
 Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa
Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel utarun kya? Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai masjid yan mundir nahin hai.
 kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke ba
kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log ,
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad

 meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona.
sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona.......for RAJ from Jass
Repeater Rekh do
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

 Ashwarya rai
Aik Munder main puri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab

 har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

 unke haath peele ho gaye
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye


 white rang ho agar mehboob ka
white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

 Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

 You r my sweet SONA,
You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

 Dil torna humari aadat nahi,
Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
 milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

funny shayari sms



 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

 Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...

 Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

 Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

  SMS kar sakte ho!
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

 Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!

 God ne tujhe bheja to bheja
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!




 kuch tu baat he aap mai,
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga

 bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!

 Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai

 zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki
zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta.
 ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha
ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!

 kal ho na ho..
kal ho na ho...
Aaj tu hai...
Aaj ho na ho...
Ya pel tu hay...
Ya pel ho na ho...
Hum tu hia...
Hum ho na ho...
Humari dosti tu hai.