love sms

 HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY

HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE

 Log apna banake chod dete hai.

Log apna banake chod dete hai.

Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..

Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.

Log to dil bhi tod dete hai By Jinbaba

 Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,

Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar aata hai

 Zindagi May Hamesha Naye

Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,

Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,

Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,

Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge

 Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar

Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar

Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar

Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar

Mere SMS bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!!!!

naha lana chahiye.

Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

 Tumhe kutta katega.

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega..

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 Torch Theek hai

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai

 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

 DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

 Free SMS ki scheme me!

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me!

 Shukriya Bhai Jan

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"

 Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI

Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai!

 Tum Haste Raho

Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

 aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

 Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi

Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..

 Us se milna hi nahin dil main

Us se milna hi nahin dil main tahaiya (Irada) kar lain

Woh khud aye to bohat sard rawaiya kar lain

 Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah,

Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya,

auronko to theek, humko bhi tabah kiya

pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko,

auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya ...

 Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon

Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon say, yehi baat hai to apne aap ko berbaad ker kay dekhtay hain.

 dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam

dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam

zindagi ki her shaam aap kaay naam

iss safar mein hamsafar hai hum dono

iss dosti ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam

shayari sms

APNI CHAAHAT KA TUMHAIN DILAIN KAISE YAQEEN,

HAMAIN AATA NAHI CHAAHAT MAIN NUMAISH KARNA.

PiyaR Se Tab TaK PiyaR Na KaRo..

Jab Tak PiyaR App sey PiyaR Na Karey

OuR JAb APp sey PiyaaR KArey,

TOhh!!! PiyaR seY Itna PiYaR KAro,

Key!! PiyaaR Kisi ouR PiYaaR Sey PiyaR na Karey

Ya tErE bHOoOl HA tU mUjh Koo bHoOl Pai gE .... KIYa kaBHE PhOol BhI hUaa Ha

khushbOOo Sa JuDa ..... kIya kabhE mojH bHI hUi Ha sAhIL Sa SiWaAa... yA tERe

BhoOl Ha tU MuJh kOo BhooL paI gE .....YA hAlawATt TU TeRe NsS nSSs Ma UTeRr JaI

gEee

 Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha

 Dosti Kro College wali se

Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

 Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum

Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.

 Life is like math

Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.

 Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

 5 great people:

5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

 Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

 Meri to behan hai"!

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

 Murga SARDAR tha!!!

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

 Message pe message bhejte ho,

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

 sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

 BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!

Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!

 higher studies

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...

romantic

sabhi ko sabhi kuch nahi milta.. nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta, yeh dilwalo ki duniya hai ajeeb, kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dilse nahi milta...

Ankho me aansu aa jate hai, phir bhi labo pe hasi rakhni padti hai, Yeh mohobbat bhi kya cheez hai yaarro,

jisse karte hai usise chupani padti hai

Qismat ka likha tal sakta hai,

Dariya ulta chal sakta hai,

Jam sakti hai sooraj ki kiran

Pani main diya jal sakta hai,

Per Tujh ko bhulana mushkil hai.

Nazar chahti hai Deedar karna*

Dil chahta hai Tum se baat karna*

Kya sunaon apne Dil ka Aalam

Mere Naseeb mai likha sirf Tera Intizaar karna*..

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DOST , dost nahi dil ki "DOVA" hota hai ,

mehsos hota hai jab wo juda hota hai ,

bina dost jena ek saza hota hai ,

or dost app jaisa ho to jeeny ka maza or hota hai

 itne choti nhi dosti apni,

kaise soch liya k keenara a gieya

ho gai mobile main roshni,

aur sms humara a gieya

Hum baa-wafa thy , shaid iss liye us ko pasand na aye

Us ko talash thi shaid kisi be-wafa ki

Sar-e-Rah kuch bhe kaha nahi , kabhi us ke ghar main gya nahi ...

Main janam janam se usi ka hon , usy aj tak ye pata nahi)

Khuda ki dain bhi hai ajab k usi ka naam naseeb hai , jisy tu ne chaha mil gya jisy main ne chaha mila nahi..!!!

Har Subhah Teri Muskarati Rahe,

Har Shyam teri Gungunati Rahe,

DOST tu Jise se bhi Mile

Her Milane walo Ko Teri Yaad Aati Rahe :

PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..

MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..

Mil kar khush hue to kya hue)

Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..

Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti,

Khwabon me bhi unse mulaqat na hoti,

Yeh dil har ek gam ki wajah hai

Ye dil hi na hota toh koi bat hi na hoti.

Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,

Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,

Rehte hai jo nigaho se door

Sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai...

 Dil jab tutta ha to awaz nahe ati

Har kisi ko mohobat ras nahe ati

Ye to apne apne naseeb ki bat hai

Koi bhoolta he naheor kisi ko yad he nahe ati.

Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar,

Tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni bankar,

Bassa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me)

Wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se panni bankar..

Khushi ko dhudne se gam milta hai,

Yeh gam zindagi mein hardam milta hai,

Jo dil ke sare dard baant le,(

Aisa dost zindagi mein kam milta hai.........

Apne dil ki sun afwahon se kaam na le,

Muj yaad rakh 'beshak naam na le,

Tera veham hai ki main bhula hoon tujhe

Meri koi aisi saans nhi jo tera naam na le..

Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hain

Bula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hain.

Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi)

Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hain.

 1pal ka ehsaas bankar aate ho tum,

Dusre hi pal khusbhu ki tarah ud jate ho tum,

Jante ho DAR lagta hai TANHIYO se HUME

Fir bhi "TANHA" hume chod jate ho tum .

love in poems ,sms

Tumhare pyar main pagal hoon,koi bewafa nehi.

Pyar main jaan denewala hoon,koi katil nehi.

Dunia ki haar andhi se bachanewala hoon,koi diwar(wall) nehi

Kya aab mujhse pyar karogi?sayed tum mujhe kabhi dekha bhi nehi.

Tum se kitna pyaar hai dil mein utar ke dekh lo

na yaqeen aaye to phir dil badal ke dekh lo

ham ne apni har sans per naam tera likh diya

ik tere paane ki khaatir khud ko paagal kar diya

ishq mein tum bhi sanam hadd se guzzar ke dekh lo

tum se kitna pyaar hai dil mein utar ke dekh lo

jaane kyun saare jahan se ho geya hoon be khabar

jab se tum aankhon mein aaye, jaagti hai ye nazar

apni raaton se meri raatein badal ke dekh lo

tum se kitna pyaar hai dil mein utar ke dekh lo..

bol janey ka tumey taswar kesey kar loon

meri har sanas sey vabasta hain yadeen teri ckeckit

Bhari mehfil main tanha rehna acha lagta hai

Terey barey main sochtey rehna acha lagta hai .

Kabhi phulon main ,kabhi kaliyon main

Tujh ko hi dhundtey rehna acha lagta hai

Meree zindagi ki khushiyan tumhee say hain wabasta

Rab say sirf tumhein hi mangna acha lagta hai

Hamarey darmiyan hai sadiyon ka fasla

Kuch is tarhan guftugu karna acha lagta hai

Tumhrey baghir zindagi ka koi tasavur nahi hai

Kuch is tarhan tumhari tamanna karna achha lagta hai

Tum hi ko chaha,tum hi ko chahtey hain

Tumhi ko chahtey rehna acha lagta hai..

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Mohabbat ka hai mushkil pehelu tumhaara saath chaahiye,

ek zindagi mein jiyu magar aapki se ek mulakaat chaahiye,

kaanto par chalne seh kise parhez hain,

magar is raaste ke shuruwaath chaahiye,

har din hota hain intezaar ek nayi ummeed ka,

magar udaasi katham ho jaaye aisi raath chaahiye,

dua meri hain khudaa seh ki manzil tak jiyuun,

kabhi toh khubool ho aise halaat chaahiye,

dil kabh pighaleenge is zamaane ki yeh pata kise,

jazbaa-e-dil jaanne toh dil mein jazbaat chaahiye,

shaheed bhi ho jaaun is raaste mein toh gham nahi,

magar unki jeene ki bhi toh wajahaat chaahiye,

marte hue zameen seh le jaaun main aisi baath chaahiye

kafan bhi od luun magar daman tera mere saath chaahiye..

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,

Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,

Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,

Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jajbaat hai !...

Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai

Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai

Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate

Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai... .