25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
Doctor
says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga
zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se
deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha,
Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...
Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
Laloo: 2
his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k
liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish
hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte
hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
SMS kar sakte ho!
Kaise ho?
maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane?
Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Aapke life
mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise,
tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja
God ne
tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi
bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!
kuch tu baat he aap mai,
Sharab
bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu
hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu
Abhi bole
to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya
tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!
Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
Haqeeqat
karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat
karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil
hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum
kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai
zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki
zindagi
mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke
liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta.
ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha
ya dil
pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti
aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!
kal ho na ho..
kal ho na
ho...
Aaj tu
hai...
Aaj ho na
ho...
Ya pel tu
hay...
Ya pel ho
na ho...
Hum tu
hia...
Hum ho na
ho...
Humari
dosti tu hai.
