funny shayari sms

 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

 Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha

Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...

 Ball to pahle se hi gol hai

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

 Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

  SMS kar sakte ho!

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

 Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!

 God ne tujhe bheja to bheja

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!

 kuch tu baat he aap mai,

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga

 bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!

 Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,

Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,

ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,

Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,

aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai

 zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki

zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta.

 ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha

ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!

 kal ho na ho..

kal ho na ho...

Aaj tu hai...

Aaj ho na ho...

Ya pel tu hay...

Ya pel ho na ho...

Hum tu hia...

Hum ho na ho...

Humari dosti tu hai.