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 HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY

HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE

 Log apna banake chod dete hai.

Log apna banake chod dete hai.

Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..

Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.

Log to dil bhi tod dete hai By Jinbaba

 Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,

Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar aata hai

 Zindagi May Hamesha Naye

Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,

Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,

Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,

Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge

 Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar

Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar

Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar

Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar

Mere SMS bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!!!!

naha lana chahiye.

Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

 Tumhe kutta katega.

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega..

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 Torch Theek hai

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai

 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

 DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

 Free SMS ki scheme me!

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me!

 Shukriya Bhai Jan

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"

 Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI

Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai!

 Tum Haste Raho

Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

 aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

 Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi

Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..

 Us se milna hi nahin dil main

Us se milna hi nahin dil main tahaiya (Irada) kar lain

Woh khud aye to bohat sard rawaiya kar lain

 Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah,

Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya,

auronko to theek, humko bhi tabah kiya

pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko,

auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya ...

 Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon

Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon say, yehi baat hai to apne aap ko berbaad ker kay dekhtay hain.

 dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam

dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam

zindagi ki her shaam aap kaay naam

iss safar mein hamsafar hai hum dono

iss dosti ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam