shayari sms

APNI CHAAHAT KA TUMHAIN DILAIN KAISE YAQEEN,

HAMAIN AATA NAHI CHAAHAT MAIN NUMAISH KARNA.

PiyaR Se Tab TaK PiyaR Na KaRo..

Jab Tak PiyaR App sey PiyaR Na Karey

OuR JAb APp sey PiyaaR KArey,

TOhh!!! PiyaR seY Itna PiYaR KAro,

Key!! PiyaaR Kisi ouR PiYaaR Sey PiyaR na Karey

Ya tErE bHOoOl HA tU mUjh Koo bHoOl Pai gE .... KIYa kaBHE PhOol BhI hUaa Ha

khushbOOo Sa JuDa ..... kIya kabhE mojH bHI hUi Ha sAhIL Sa SiWaAa... yA tERe

BhoOl Ha tU MuJh kOo BhooL paI gE .....YA hAlawATt TU TeRe NsS nSSs Ma UTeRr JaI

gEee

 Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha

 Dosti Kro College wali se

Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

 Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum

Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.

 Life is like math

Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.

 Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

 5 great people:

5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

 Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

 Meri to behan hai"!

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

 Murga SARDAR tha!!!

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

 Message pe message bhejte ho,

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

 sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

 BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!

Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!

 higher studies

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...