funny shayari

 Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....

 woh bewafa hai to kia howa

woh bewafa hai to kia howa .........

mat kaho bura us ko ................

jo howa so howa ....................

khush rakhy khuda us ko ..

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 Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti

Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti

Daman Mein Aag Na Yuon Lagai Hoti

Zindagi To Weyse Hi Pareshan Thi Apni

Aur Na Meri Pareshani Yuon Barhai Hoti

 chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum

chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum ho LION magar tumhare dum pichay se aage bhala kyoon aae tum baar baar use mun main jo lete the

 Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se

Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote

 Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera

Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera

Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera,

main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera

Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera

 D se dosti, d se dushmani,

D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil , d se derd, d se diwanagi, d se dillagi, per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear.

 Parhay likhay hotay ager

Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka

Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka

 Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,

Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,maana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jatey,phr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey.

 Tumhaara intezaar karte karte

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.

 Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,

Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,

Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,

Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main,

Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota.

            Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee,

Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee..

           

             woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai

woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai

woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai

woh tu un key bachey hi kameney hai ...

jo mujhey mamo mamo bulatey hai.......

            chahte hai jindgi jindgani

chahte hai jindgi jindgani aap ki aap ne hame chaha meharbani aap ki.

           

             Tum milo na milo koi gam

Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi...

Cartoon Network

Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain, Mano ya na mano her pal feryaad kerte hain, Roz hat likhtain hain cartoon network ko, aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain.

 Zindagi ki rah main

Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay.... thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,......phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay.

 Akash ke taron main

Akash ke taron main khoya hai jahan sara, lugta hai pyara ik ik tara,in taron main sub se pyara hai ik sitara,jo is waqt per raha hai sms hamara.