its love

 kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo

 kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo leya kay hum kisi aur ko choo naa sakay

hum tuu chaly taay dost banany aap tuu dil ki dharkan ban gaye...

 tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay

tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay

waqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaay

chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna

lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay

 dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani

dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani ko minus karo,khosi ko multiply karo and ghamo ko divide karo.kyia pata kal ho na ho and love ko enjoy karo

            tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai

tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai tu jaha hai warna kuch be nahi,coz there is no end 2 love

             

           

 yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha..

yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha...

Dekha to ek saanse ka sara jahan tha...

 Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi

Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi miltay hain, jahan ma logon k saharay bhi miltay hain , duniya me sub se payari ha zindgi khuch log zindgi se bi payarey miltay ha.

 mangta hoon to deti nahi

mangta hoon to deti nahi

jawab meri baat ka

deti ho to khara ho jata hai

rom rom jazbaat ka

kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo

baloo mein phool ghulab ka

 Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai

Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai

Koshish hai gam chopane ki

Mere ahbaab samajte hai

Mujhe adat hai muskarane ki By Butt 0300

 Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din

Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din hon 10,000 saal. By Neel

 Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jainga

Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jaingay

Roengay Bohat Magar Aansu Nahi Aaengay

Jab Saat Na De Koi To Awaz Hamain Dena

Aasman Per Bhi Hongay To Lout Ke Aaengay

 sher;Phir na jane kon duao

sher;Phir na jane kon duao mai yaad karta ha,Mai dobta hon samandar uchal deta ha. perodi;Phir na jane kon gunaaho mai yaad karta hai,Main chup rehta hoon our teacher nikal deta ha.

 zindagi main sada muskurate

zindagi main sada muskurate raho fasile kam karo dil milate raho.dard kaisa bhi ho koi gham na karo.rat kali sahi ankh nam na karo.ik sitara bno jagmagate raho.

 Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa

Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel utarun kya? Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai masjid yan mundir nahin hai.

 kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke ba

kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad.

kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad.

kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log ,

mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad

 meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.

meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.

apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona.

sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,

haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona.......for RAJ from Jass

Repeater Rekh do

Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?

Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!

Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?

Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

 Ashwarya rai

Aik Munder main puri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab

 har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai

unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

 unke haath peele ho gaye

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye

hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye

 white rang ho agar mehboob ka

white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

 Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

 You r my sweet SONA,

You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

 Dil torna humari aadat nahi,

Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi

Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

 milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

love sms

 HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY

HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE

 Log apna banake chod dete hai.

Log apna banake chod dete hai.

Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..

Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.

Log to dil bhi tod dete hai By Jinbaba

 Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,

Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar aata hai

 Zindagi May Hamesha Naye

Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,

Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,

Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,

Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge

 Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar

Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar

Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar

Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar

Mere SMS bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!!!!

naha lana chahiye.

Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

 Tumhe kutta katega.

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega..

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 Torch Theek hai

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai

 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

 DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

 Free SMS ki scheme me!

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me!

 Shukriya Bhai Jan

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"

 Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI

Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai!

 Tum Haste Raho

Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

 aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

 Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi

Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..

 Us se milna hi nahin dil main

Us se milna hi nahin dil main tahaiya (Irada) kar lain

Woh khud aye to bohat sard rawaiya kar lain

 Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah,

Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya,

auronko to theek, humko bhi tabah kiya

pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko,

auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya ...

 Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon

Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon say, yehi baat hai to apne aap ko berbaad ker kay dekhtay hain.

 dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam

dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam

zindagi ki her shaam aap kaay naam

iss safar mein hamsafar hai hum dono

iss dosti ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam

funny shayari sms

 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

 Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha

Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...

 Ball to pahle se hi gol hai

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

 Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

  SMS kar sakte ho!

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

 Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!

 God ne tujhe bheja to bheja

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!

 kuch tu baat he aap mai,

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga

 bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!

 Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,

Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,

ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,

Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,

aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai

 zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki

zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta.

 ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha

ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!

 kal ho na ho..

kal ho na ho...

Aaj tu hai...

Aaj ho na ho...

Ya pel tu hay...

Ya pel ho na ho...

Hum tu hia...

Hum ho na ho...

Humari dosti tu hai.