HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY
HUM AAP KO
KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON
MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE
Log apna banake chod dete hai.
Log apna
banake chod dete hai.
Rishta
gairo se jod lete hai..
Hum to ek
phool bhi na tod sake.
Log to dil
bhi tod dete hai By Jinbaba
Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab
Aey
chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan
main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar aata hai
Zindagi May Hamesha Naye
Zindagi May
Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,
Kahin
Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,
Aitbaar
Zara Soch Kar Karna,
Mumkin
Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge
Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Phool
bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Chand
bina.....Chandni bekaar
Pyar
bina.....Zindagi bekaar
Mere SMS
bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!!!!
naha lana
chahiye.
Kabhi
hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din
main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.
Tumhe kutta katega.
Jis tarha
heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai..
Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega..
.
Torch Theek hai
After
finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes,
tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai
'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!
Two snakes
sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male
snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!
DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!
Dil k dard
ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe
kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!
Free SMS ki scheme me!
Yaad karte
hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki
bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me!
Shukriya Bhai Jan
Bhehar ki
gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro
ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"
Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI
Meri taref
se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki
saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere "DOggy"
ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai!
Tum Haste Raho
Tum Haste
Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate
Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!
aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..
Kya aap..
Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty
Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi
karte hai..!
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi
Arz kya
hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..
Us se milna hi nahin dil main
Us se
milna hi nahin dil main tahaiya (Irada) kar lain
Woh khud
aye to bohat sard rawaiya kar lain
Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah,
Haseeno ne
haseen banke gunah Kiya,
auronko to
theek, humko bhi tabah kiya
pesh kiya
gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko,
auron ne
to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya ...
Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon
Suna hai
ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon say, yehi baat hai to apne aap ko berbaad ker
kay dekhtay hain.
dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam
dosti kaa
yeh paigham aap kaay naam
zindagi ki
her shaam aap kaay naam
iss safar
mein hamsafar hai hum dono
iss dosti
ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam
