funny shayari sms

 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

 Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha

Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...

 Ball to pahle se hi gol hai

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

 Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

  SMS kar sakte ho!

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

 Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!

 God ne tujhe bheja to bheja

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!

 kuch tu baat he aap mai,

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga

 bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!

 Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,

Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,

ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,

Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,

aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai

 zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki

zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta.

 ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha

ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!

 kal ho na ho..

kal ho na ho...

Aaj tu hai...

Aaj ho na ho...

Ya pel tu hay...

Ya pel ho na ho...

Hum tu hia...

Hum ho na ho...

Humari dosti tu hai.

shayari sms

APNI CHAAHAT KA TUMHAIN DILAIN KAISE YAQEEN,

HAMAIN AATA NAHI CHAAHAT MAIN NUMAISH KARNA.

PiyaR Se Tab TaK PiyaR Na KaRo..

Jab Tak PiyaR App sey PiyaR Na Karey

OuR JAb APp sey PiyaaR KArey,

TOhh!!! PiyaR seY Itna PiYaR KAro,

Key!! PiyaaR Kisi ouR PiYaaR Sey PiyaR na Karey

Ya tErE bHOoOl HA tU mUjh Koo bHoOl Pai gE .... KIYa kaBHE PhOol BhI hUaa Ha

khushbOOo Sa JuDa ..... kIya kabhE mojH bHI hUi Ha sAhIL Sa SiWaAa... yA tERe

BhoOl Ha tU MuJh kOo BhooL paI gE .....YA hAlawATt TU TeRe NsS nSSs Ma UTeRr JaI

gEee

 Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha

 Dosti Kro College wali se

Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

 Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum

Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.

 Life is like math

Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.

 Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

 5 great people:

5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

 Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

 Meri to behan hai"!

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

 Murga SARDAR tha!!!

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

 Message pe message bhejte ho,

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

 sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

 BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!

Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!

 higher studies

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...

just sms

UDAAS HO

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YA NARAZ HO

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HOWA KYA

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HUM MILEY GE

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AITBAR KRO

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Jab mughay talab thi teri, kismat badal sakti thi meri, har moor pay tughay pukarta raha, tu nay to mur k

dekha tak nahin, jab dard abhi lab-e-baam tha, dil b talib-e-jaam tha,mera ansoo ankh main hi tairta raha, tu

nay to mur k dekha tak nahin,jab loog khalaf thay teray meray, rusmain badal saktay thay faislay teray

meray, har moor pay tughay pukarta raha tu nay to mur k dekha tak nahin.tu duniya say khooof zada main

tugh say fareeb zada, har moor pay tughay pukarta raha tu nay to muur k dekha tak nahin, ab har taraf say

zik utha k, chalay aye ho sab kuch luta k, pass-e-ulfat o wafa rehnay do jao ab mughay tanha rehnay do.

kehtey hain k 1000 saal pehley MOHABBAT or HUSSAN dost hua kerte the,aik raat dono sath the k CHANDNI

nikal aayi MOHABBAT ne CHAND ki taraf dekhna shrou ker dia yeh baat HUSAN ko aachchi na lagi us ne

MOHABBAT ki aankhien noch le us din se MOHABBAT andhi or HUSSAN zalim hogaya

pyaar kya hota hai? muje nahi pata. tum hi kaho...tumne tho kaha main tumse pyaar karti hun jano!! uff

zindagi aise kyun hota hai sawal hon tho jawab nahi...jawab hon tho tum nahi!!...meri dil muje vapas kardo,

dosti ki shurwat abhi kardo!!! shaz

Ye kaisa zamana agaya?..main yaha or tum vaha..kab hogi ye dil juda

Jano main tumse bohot pyaar karti hun, dil tumko chata hai..tumhare yaad har waqt meri saath hai...tumhari

dil yaha meri pas hai...sirf tumhara intezaar hai. Na tum jano na hum pyaar main kyun hota hai itna gum!!!shaz

jo baat tujh me.n hai terii tasviir me.n nahii.n,

tasviir me.n nahii.n

rango.n me.n teraa aks Dhalaa tuu na Dhal sakii

saa.Nso.n kii aa.Nch jism kii Khushbuu na Dhal sakii

Hum nazro se door A,ankho se nahi,

Hum khaybo se door A,khayalo se nahi,

Hum dil se door A,dharkan se nahi,

Hum ap se door A,ap ki yadoo se nahi

BHOLI BISRI TASHNA YAADAIN

DASTAK DE KAR MANN KAY

SOONE AANGAN MAIN

JAB AJATI HAINHULCHUL SI AIK MACHA DETI HAIN

AOR SISAKTA PAGAL DIL YE

AAS KA DIYA JALA KAR KHUD KO

BEHLATA HAI AOR KEHTA HAI

woh guzar gaye hamarey pass se,

hum ne kisi se koi shikwa na kiya,

khuda ne hamay zindagi to di

laikeen is zindagi ko sansey dene wala cheen liya Sheela

aus nay kaha tha anay ko,kahein na chalein janay ko..rotay rahein ham aun ke leye...kash keh daite wo

hamay muskrane ko

hamay udasi dee aus na per najanay keun...ham pyar kerte hein ab b najanay keun....sham honay sai pehlay

hee,rota hai yeh dil najanay keun

kal ho na ho...

Aaj tu hai...

Aaj ho na ho...

Ya pel tu hay...

Ya pel ho na ho...

Hum tu hia...

Hum ho na ho

Humari dosti tu hai. Qadeer ahmed

Mujhe duniya se kya lena tera dil Mera Watan hoga,Maronga Tere Hussn Par Tera Anchal Mera kafan

hoga,...............